Jacob Woods

Jacob Woods
Jacob is gay. He eats, breathes, and sleeps lgbtqia issues. He is a sociology major currently working to educate the simpletons. He attends college in the Twin Cities.

Wednesday, March 14

Norway, I Propose Research, and Kalimbas: I Deleted FB

I feel like my whole life was dependent on the acceptance into the undergraduate research program offered here. This isn’t good because it is due very soon! Friday! And I am in the process of frantically editing, procrastinating, and wondering why I don’t move to Norway and learn how to play the Kalimba. It’d be a magical life!

Oh, and I deleted FB. So, I hope you found yourself back to Good as Gay. I figure only my best of followers, who are loyal, loving, and who hunger for my brain of knowledge, or junk food thereof, will find their eyes back here. Where discussions of queer things, proceed to become queerer.

I am proposing to my research. I want it to marry me. We will see what happens and hopefully the ceremony will reject gender norms and there will be lots of cake. Lots of cake and research wine. Yes. The world is coming to Sauna!

Thank you Anna Clair for showing me obscure instruments and pretty places on YouTube - Check out her Tumblr

Sunday, March 11

Phone Banking with Minnesotans United for All Families

My Lesbian Girlfriend left and me Right
One day before our first phone banking experience.
We survived and we LOVE it!
Have you been considering phone banking with Minnesotans United for All Families? Well, you should! If you keep getting calls, or have been thinking about it, get up and do it. Too busy? I am a full time student who maintains a pretty legit blog on the side. Some of my friends who volunteer are full time college students and work part time and sometimes even full time alongside studying for tests late in the evenings. And they are committed to defeat this amendment. So first, I am going to give you the resources needed to sign up right now. 
Give Minnesotans United your contact information, give them the time and day you will come in and volunteer to phone bank, can't do either? - well, the best thing you can do is donate! All donations are currently being matched. That means if you give $50 dollars today, you have just donated $100 dollars to the campaign to defeat the amendment to ban same sex marriage in Minnesota! You can feel good about yourself and all your gay friends will have a better chance of getting married in the state of Minnesota. Plus, your money and support sends the message that Minnesota does not tolerate discrimination. Because last I heard, we were Minnesota nice. Not Minnesota nice to some people. This message can send waves across the nation, because with your help, Minnesota WILL be the first state to defeat such an amendment.

The phone rings, “Please dial a one before calling this number.” Before I get to put the phone down the automated machine tells me again to press a one before dialing this number. So sure, weird things happen now and then. And then when you call, and someone answers, you get excited and if they happen to be on our side, which on Sunday shifts, we only do recruitment calls from our known supporters, happens frequently. They are like Yay! And yah sign me up. And thank you for volunteering, you’re awesome! It can be a rewarding experience. You can’t beat being told you’re awesome. It’s a free confidence booster. The worst that can happen is that you get someone who might be hey, I oppose gay marriage. Then you say, Thanks bye! Or something on those lines, (I’ve only done Sunday shifts so the script may vary slightly!)

So please, if you have a couple of hours to wiggle in, your time could be well spent calling voters and recruiting supporters. Or, if you aren’t comfortable doing that, you can do other tasks that the campaign needs done. There IS something for you! So, instead of watching television in the evenings or playing video games, come and work to defeat this amendment. It will be a small sacrifice for an amazing cause. Plus, it reflects greatly on your life experience and you meet so many fantastic individuals.

Lastly, before I get back to my studies, as I sacrificed three hours of study time to call supporters and voters, and you should too! Oh gosh, I nearly forgot what I needed to say last. Oh, ALL proceeds from purchasing my book of poetry Love and Abomination will go to the campaign. Several books have sold already, and to get more sales, I thought hey, I might as well inform my readers and my fans that their dollars will go to the campaign to defeat this amendment! Buy Love and Abomination today! (Ok, I might buy some Oreos and Doritos, but because I have the unlimited plan for my campus purchases, I really have nothing better to do with this money.)

Don’t want to do anything mentioned above? That’s ok. I understand. I have a busy hectic life too with like a gazillion commitments. I get it. But please, the easiest thing you can do for this campaign right this second is click the share buttons below! If you can’t do anything or don’t want to commit, I am positive your Facebook and Twitter friends can and will! So, have a fantastic evening; I have to get back to studying. If I can do all that I have done this past week, SO CAN YOU! – don’t forget I am a real person too!
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Friday, March 2

Hate is Weakness Without Wisdom

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Go Fuck Yourself

 Fuck off, you radicals.
You poser Christians.
You sheep herding conformists.
You right wing conservatives.


You can no longer attempt to control
the sheer capacity of my mind.


I shall steal your negativity in this world
Constructing it, amending it to produce
Positivity.

Because

My heart lives deeper than my lungs.
Where it beats harder than drums.

And if I were to burn in hell, I would maintain my mind.

And with my brain I scream in a personified torture, a memory of a worse place.

Yet, my brutal side, this anger.

It is nothing but a breach of weakness without wisdom.

And uncertainty.

I must open, now, my arms with love and allow your hate in the world to eat my heart.

And suppress my spirit.


Hush!
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Where did I get the idea to title a poem Go Fuck Yourself ? My hippy aunt of course. When we get frustrated with whoever or whatever, we just tell them to go fuck themselves. Of course, this is playful. However, when it comes down to the right to marry, things get really serious. I find it appropriate to use foul language. It is a word in the language that is underused and surrounded by taboo. It may sound at first that this is just a hateful poem and that I am fighting hate with hate. But, a careful and mature reader will read beyond the word fuck and see the following lines of the poem.



Yet, my brutal side, this anger.
It is nothing but a breach of weakness without wisdom.
And uncertainty.

Love and Abomination

Hate is weakness without wisdom. Hate is weakness without wisdom. Hate is weakness without wisdom. . .

Thursday, March 1

For My Father - A Look at The Dedicated To.

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For my Father


Dear Dad,

You committed suicide when I was four. Nonetheless, I was happy to find out your death money had arrived in my checking account through US bank. I have used this money on college books and also to put together this book of poems. I am so glad you decided to be a part of my life. I just thought it would be better if you were here.

Though, I can’t lie. Getting $700 dollars randomly nearly 16 years after you took your life is pretty nice.

Your morbidly humorous and delightfully rude son,

Jacob Woods

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I received a call from my mom in October 2011 telling me that there was money leftover in some cheese maze of a technical financial explanation I didn’t understand. Basically, there was money left from when my father died. I decided that I always wanted to dedicate one of my books to my father. Love and Abomination was perfect for this dedication as I wanted to set the tone for the book at the start. I intended Love and Abomination to be intensely crass and emotional.  My dedication is surely, crass and emotional in regards to how I really feel about my father's suicide.

Study With Me! Women, Men, and Society Part 1

Thought I would write a blog post on what I am studying in my class, Women, Men, and Society. I have a test coming up soon and thought I would share some links, take some notes, and drink some tea! Hope you find this as resourceful as I do!

OMG! Wait sex, gender, and sexual orientation are not the same thing? But everything must line up. Sex determines gender determines proper orientation. Sounds like the heterosexual warphole of doom if you ask me! Judith Butler's heterosexual matrix comes to mind. Sex is the physical sex. Man, woman, and anything inbetween. We'll get there shortly. Gender is like the social ties we associate with sexes. It is more to do with our internal sense of self. For example, one can be physically male, but be internally female. Gender deals with what we have constructed. Blue boys, pink girls. (Please tell if I have this all wrong! I am studying here. I can get things wrong.) Orientation, deals with what we are attracted to. And that can deal with a whole lot more than sex. For example, sometimes I find myself attracted to masculine lesbian women. It is the sense of male that I am attracted to as oppose to simply one's sexual parts. (It makes me want to dress more effeminate so I can fool straight guys into checking me out. Then I can be like, HA sexuality isn't as black as white as you thought it was now was it! Fooled you!)

This is all tied into the following terms on my list of things to study such as Gender Stereotypes, Gender Roles, and Gender Identity. I won't go into depth here.

Stratification, patriarchy, sexism, paradigm, and social movement are all terms and ideas I am comfortable with, so I won't spend much time there. But, I am very curious to learn more about structual functionalism. It's interesting because the New Wave Feminists have come to reject this philosophy for explaining gender differences and stratification. What they really don't like about it, is the biological overtones structual functionalism has. Women have boobs, men have penises. They serve a function in society. Any deviation from that norm has a direct social sanction! (This is the point when the nazi-feminists rage my blog comments.) But that's ok. Here's a wiki diving board on the subject of structual functionalism. I think the paradigm still has some merit. Monkeys communicate! Not everything is simply socially constructed. And I am more of an interactionist any how. Nature VS Nurture is bullshit. Structual Functionalism

Hrmm, will have to go to my book to read about the first, second, and third waves of feminism. That's a lot of feminism! Essentially, from what I understand, each wave just became broader and broader. (Broad is a terrible term!) First starting out with women's suffrage then progressing to family, sexuality, to orientation and overall equality for all groups of people. It is arguable that feminism is the most comprehensive of all the movements where other movements were more segmented into compartments. Feminism, in the new wave form, is all inclusive. Though, separate paradigms exist within todays movement as well.

5 Primary Social Institutions

Religion
Education
Economy
Goverment
Family - Yay, I got it right! - Answers here! Not that I always trust the internet for answers.

Masculine Hegemony - Male Domination! - I find it fascinating that in apes and even in other mammals there is a tendency for the male to be more dominant. In Female Choices, which leans a little to the biological deterministic perspective, it discusses the way monkeys mate. Does this mean that males dominate because of evolutionary instinct? Maybe. Does it mean it should stay that way? No. I think it is through the process of understanding our biological nature through our more sophisticated understanding and meticulous use of language that we can overcome our "innate instincts" that often cause inequality in regards to sexism. And if I could critique the sociological perspective, stop thinking that people are so much better than monkeys!!! We're not! Yah, we have language. Hooray. Primates communicate too, and they remember and keep track of social karma. So yah!

Haha! Well, last year, there was a male student who sat inside our human growth and development, which was made up of mostly women, and he argued that PMS was just a result of confirmation bias and that in many other developed countries, it didn't exist. Hence why I wrote the blog post, PMS Doesn't Exist. Well, it turns out that some sociological perspectives suggest that it is also socially constructed. I think this is what my classmate last year was getting at. Who knows though, there were a lot of psychology majors. And if PMS and some of the mental disorders psych individuals make up from no where didn't exist, there would be no psychologists, and there would be no DSM! Ahhhhh! (I'm not always crazy enought to believe myself. But, I am saying that there are some sketchy disorders out there. Plus, the diagnosis criteria are often times arbitrary!) _Where's your proof Jacob? Hugh, Where's is it? I dropped an abnormal psych class because I didn't like the criteria for diagnosis, does that count? No! Use sources. Blarg.
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Donating to Good as Gay

Five reasons you should donate today. 1. You keep coming back to read Jacob's blogs. 2. You would be financially supporting a broke college student. 3. You have a dollar that you were going to spend on a vending machine but you decide Good as Gay is a better cause. 4. You would like to see more blog posts from Jacob in the future. 5. You don't want aliens to abduct you and convert you to heterosexuality. Or something equally disturbing.